Mona Lisa $2 billion
Mona Lisa II: The Wrath of Khan $20 billion
The Last Supper $700 million
The Second to Last Supper $125 million
A Light Snack $100 million
Binge Eating at 3 a.m. $3 trillion
Dieting the Next Afternoon $50
Sistine Chapel $25 billion
Sistine Candles $11.99
Van Gogh’s Self-Portrait without beard $100 million
Van Gogh’s Self-Portrait with Elvis sideburns $100 billion
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte $100 million
A Sunday Afternoon Watching Football in My Underwear $100 million
Black Square $20 million
Small Red Dot -$1 million
Untouched Canvas $100 million
No Canvas $100 billion
No Universe $100 trillion
David $1 billion
Saul $30,000
Onan $5 trillion
The Thinker $5 million
The Crapper $5 million
The Thinker on the Crapper $10 million
The Plunger $9.99 + tax
Topless and Armless $799 million
Venus de Milo $800 million
Penis of Rhino $100,000
Leanest Albino $500,000
Cleanest of Winos $600,000