Tiger Woods $500
William Shakespeare $2 million
Ronald McDonald $3 million
Mayor McCheese $8 million
Thomas Crapper $350 million
Bernie Ballcock $5 billion
The Buddha Siddhartha Gautama $1 trillion
The Buddha John Doelasubramanium $1,000
Jesus (signed “Jesus Christ”) $1 trillion
Jesus (signed “J. Pierpont Christ”) $5 trillion
Bill Belichick (signed “BB”) $30 trillion
Bill Belichick (singed “Bill Belichick”) $150 trillion
Bill Belichick (signed “Fuck You”) $700 trillion
Bill Belichick (unsigned) $1 zillion