A star both on TV and on the movie screen
A bro of Estevez and son of Martin Sheen
And just about every time he had some wood
He called up 1-800 Madame Hollywood
And every day and night he’d treat his penis well
And he would screw a porn star at home or at a hotel
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Go go
Find Charlie mo’ hos
Find Charlie mo’ hos
Find Charlie mo’ hos
Find Charlie mo’ hos
To polish his wood
And he would hardly roam real far from the floor or sack
Preferred the slutty types with the saline racks
Oh, he’d have a pro sent over and he’d make a trade
He’d start with several bills and end in getting laid
People asked him why a star would choose to pay
His answer was, “So afterwards, they’ll go away.”
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He met her on a set and soon he took her hand
The preacher had them wed and they were wife and man
Did she really think that he would settle down?
It wasn’t long ‘til he was screwing half the town
Then she got an order after one long fight
And it said, “Charlie stay out of my sight.
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