ARI Lloyd--you're gay and Asian
LLOYD Yeah--I know Ari
ARI That's fucking hilarious! How can you not find that funy?
LLOYD I don't know, Ari.
ARI Lloyd--pick up the fucking phone.
LLOYD It's not ringing.
ARI The phone, Lloyd! The phone!
Rodney Ohebsion walks in.
RODNEY Well--if it isn't my son of a bitch leech agent Ari Gold.
ARI Rodney Ohebsion. Always a pleasure to see my favorite client and America's favorite actor. Lloyd. Get Mr. Ohebsion a...
RODNEY Large acai juice. I want the ice cubes to be made out of acai juice, too. You better start freezing some acai juice right now--otherwise I'm getting a new agent.
ARI You heard the man, Lloyd. Start freezing some acai juice.
RODNEY Quit talking to your assistant, Ari. I'm not here for him. I'm here for me.
ARI I'm here for you, too. We're all here for you. Now what can I do for you? Your wish is my command.
RODNEY Get me on the Red Skelton Show.
ARI Um... it was cancelled.
RODNEY Where the fuck is Lloyd with my acai juice?
ARI Lloyd--get over here.