Turn on my PC, and open Chrome
It automatically loads my Home
Page -- what website am I on?
You're damn right -- it's Google.com
Holy smokes, those pages load fast
It took me half a sec to find J Lo's ass
Even more--there's a Google world
From Google Search and Earth to Google Jheri Curls
Ten times a day I check my Gmail
And thanks to Google Shopping, I don't pay retail
Sometimes I go to Google
For no reason
Maybe I find
The Google logo pleasing
'Tis the season to be Googly
It's high treason to be Yahooey
Feed your fish with G-Aquarium
If you're insane use Google Sanitarium
If Google were a snack, I'd have a fat neck
If Google sold crack, I'd be a crackhead
If Google baked rolls, I'd eat nothing but bread
If Google had a hole, I'd dump my girlfriend
If Google were a hooker, I'd be in line to pay
And if Google made a toilet, I'd pee twenty times a day
If I could snort Google, I'd be snorting those keys
Oh yeah, I'm high
On GOOGLE
Search images, videos, books, and blogs
And with a quick download
Your own desktop
Scholarly papers, patents, and traffic
You can even search Uranus
Both your ass and the planet
Google Maps will give you directions
Use Google condoms for your protection
And I gotta say
That even though I'm not gay
I must admit
I'd like to marry Larry Page
Create some privacy with Google Toilet Stalls
Then pull out and inflate your Google blow up doll
Find the distance from Japan to China
And pics of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's vaginas
Safe search off -- I want some nudity
After I'm done, I better clear my history