Dude--you gotta see my pecs. They will blow your fucking mind. I'd post pictures, but they're really something you should see in person. The pictures only make them look really scary. In real life, they will scare the living shit out of you. I'm not kidding you, man. And I'm talking unflexed, man. If you see them flexed, you'll end up having nightmares, bro. Nightmares.