The Library: Revised and Condensed
Praise for The Library: Revised and Condensed (Can you believe it? We actually managed to find 30 schmucks willing to say something good about this book.)
“The greatest book ever.” A Very Important Person (Whose name hasn't been disclosed for perfectly legitimate reasons.)
“Worth its weight in something. Definitely not gold.” Anonymous
“It’ll be dated by the time you read this quote.” Anonymous
“If this doesn’t become a bestseller, I’ll eat my hat. And if it does become a bestseller, I’ll still eat my hat. In fact, I already ate my hat about an hour ago. … Ughhh—my stomach hurts.” Napoleon
“Among my favorite books of all time. The others are about pigeon sex.” Benjamin Franklin