(This page intentionally left blank. Normally, it would contain the title and author—but honestly, what’s the point of that? I mean, the title and author are on the cover of this book—and the spine! Although I suppose a title page might come in handy in the event that the cover somehow comes off. But then again—what are the odds of that happening? Do you actually expect me to use an entire page just to account for some random asshole who might somehow end up with a coverless copy of this book? As far as I’m concerned, that guy can kiss my ass! In fact, if you are that guy, I have only one thing to say to you: “I hope you never find out what you’re reading, you coverless book reading piece of shit!”)